Whispering Rogue

DON'T PANIC!!

As we now have less than a week till Australia heads to the polls to decide who will lead the Country for the next few years I felt that I needed to let you know that all is not lost. Nevermind either Labor or Liberals "Pacific Solution" we here at Whispering Rogue have our own "Pacific Solution". What is this grand plan you may ask? Well it involves hammocks, little umbrella's in drinks and a warmer climate for those that don't want to stick around for either of these parties to fuck things up. 

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In what has been a shit election campaign by both sides with both having actual zero policies that have any positive outlook for Australia, the clear outcome is that though we may love this land it is perhaps time for us to move forward off to a better option. So divide up the borders have a spot where you can put all those whom are believers of one side of the spectrum and then have the supporters of the other on the other side of the border and get a nice cold war going whilst the rest of us bugger off for some nice drinks withe the little umbrellas and properly chill out in an Island Paradise. Because what was our Island Paradise has been trashed and all that we have left to choose from is the best of a bad bunch.

If you're fed up with this lot then I say at least a 3 year holiday is in order till we get something better. Vote Rogue next Weekend and we'll see you on the island.