Whispering Rogue

LOCAL MAN SEES FILM, HAS OPINION....

A sexually ambiguous man attended the George st cinema today in Sydney. Onlookers claim he purchased a ticket to the new installment in the toy story franchise, a small soft drink (flavor unknown) and a bag of maltesers. In what has come to be heralded as a devastating revelation, he was heard to remark, "It was a bit sad".

The comment has rocked the film industry to it's core and experts say it will never be the same again.

In an emergency press conference called just hours after the comment reverberated through our halls of Government, Prime Minister Gillard stated "This will be the shot heard around the world, many aspects of the worldwide creative arts, film and music industry as well as our governmental structure have been changed forever."

It is unsure at this point what devastating effect the comment will have on our economic system, but experts warn we may have to prepare for another depression unlike the civilized world has ever seen...

FUCK OFF!
(Edit: Original story that sparked this rage)